03 March 2011

Zig Iggs It: Bad Puns about Yokai

I'm bored. So what am I going to do with myself? Make bad puns about yokai. Huzzah.

What do you get when you cross a yokai with a weapon of mass destruction?

What do you call a faceless cow?

What do you call the yokai fiscal situation?
The Akaname.

What do you call a woman who is constantly saying the wrong thing?

What do giant fish say after pulling a prank?

What sort of hat does a turtle wear?

What do you call yokai ectoplasm?

What did the demon say to his fiancée?
"You're the oni one for me."

Can a hannya achieve enlightenment?
Naga chance!

What did the unicorn say after reading these jokes?
"You're kirin me!"

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