Ilan Hall is perhaps the one glaring exception to this rule. Hosea too, actually. I would say Top Chef breaks the hairless rule, but I love me some Tom. BearForce 1, yes/yes?
* Except for David Bowie, but he's had his hairless moments.
18 December 2010
Zig Iggs It: Hairless Animals
Sometimes I think my instincts/qualities as a mammalian animal are out of whack. I hate/cannot digest milk. I don't get the appeal of the whole glandular thing. You know-- I don't even like the occipital condyles. But, most of all, I think all animals are made better when they are hairless. Why? I dunno. Things are just cuter when they're hairless. I mean, just look at Glam Rock.* Not cute. Sankai juku? Precious moments.
Ilan Hall is perhaps the one glaring exception to this rule. Hosea too, actually. I would say Top Chef breaks the hairless rule, but I love me some Tom. BearForce 1, yes/yes?
* Except for David Bowie, but he's had his hairless moments.
Ilan Hall is perhaps the one glaring exception to this rule. Hosea too, actually. I would say Top Chef breaks the hairless rule, but I love me some Tom. BearForce 1, yes/yes?
* Except for David Bowie, but he's had his hairless moments.
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